Wanna share joke.....? - send sms my new baby
New born baby sister: Do you have a cell phone?
Nurse: Yes, but why?
Baby: Send SMS to God that I'm there and can ask him to send to my girlfriend soon.
Recently, I received this SMS from my friend. I look cute and reflection to action.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Send Sms My New Baby Wanna Share Joke.....?
1 comment:
OMG! That was so cute! Thank you for sharing! Here's one for you ...
If your children are out of control, can take consolation in the thought that God's omnipotence does not extend to their own children.
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. The first thing I said, "No".
"Not what?" Adam replied.
"Do not eat the forbidden fruit, God says.
"Fruit forbidden fruit?" We banned? Hey, Eve ... we have forbidden fruit! "
"No way!"
"Well, well!"
"Eat fruit, God speaks.
"Why?"
"For I am your father and I said that!" God downturnED, why he no longer after the founding of the elephant.
A few minutes later God saw his children with an apple break and was had! "Do not tell me not to eat the fruit?" God, as our first parent, asked.
"Aha," said Adam.
"Why?" The father said.
"I do not know," Eva said.
"It has begun!" Said Adam.
"No!"
"Too!"
NO!
After two of them, was a punishment from God that Adam and Eve have children of their own needs.
Thus, the model has been created and has never changed! But it is a consolation in this story. If you have persistentntly and lovingly tried to children wisdom and they have taken, its not hard on himself. If God had trouble raising the children, what did you think that this would be a breeze for you?.
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